
In honour of the Whitley Bay Festival of the Great Ox (day late), here's a bit of genetic engineering.
The aardhox is a cross between an aardvark (that's the snouty, anteater bit), a horse (that's the general quadruped physicality of the thing), and an ox (that's the sentimental, got-to-tie-it-in-somehow bit)....
The beast can be found splashed on tarmac at the other end of the prom to the Five-Legged Space Rabbit.
2 comments:
but what is the aardhox eating??
S/he's either eating ants or, I guess, sneezing...
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